BUILT TO LAST. MADE TO CHILL.
(Because even legends need something comfy to spill sauce on.)
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💪 Heavyweight Cotton Fabric: Tough enough for yard work, soft enough for naps after.
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👕 Classic Fit: Not slim, not sloppy, just right for beer bellies and bicep flexes alike.
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🛋️ Relaxed Style: For backyard BBQs, tool shed rants, and pretending you read the manual.
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✂️ Seamless Double-Needle Collar: Smoother than your best pickup line.
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🧵 Double-Needle Sleeves & Bottom Hem: Reinforced so it doesn’t tap out like your last diet.
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🧠 Taped Neck & Shoulders: Holds up better than your New Year’s resolutions.
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🎨 Fabric Options – AKA Flavor Variants:
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Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton, won’t pull a shrink-n-shame after wash day
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Ash Grey: 99% combed cotton, 1% polyester, like a cloud with commitment issues
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Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly, just sporty enough to lie about going to the gym
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Heather Colors: 50/50 cotton/poly, best of both worlds, like brunch with bacon
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