IF IT AIN’T GOT MUD ON IT, DID YOU EVEN GO OUTSIDE?
(This tee’s tougher than your weekend hangover and twice as comfy.)
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🧱 Heavyweight Cotton Construction: Built like your mate’s lifted Hilux, solid, reliable, and refuses to quit.
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😎 Classic Fit: Loose enough for beers, tight enough to flex when you lift ‘em.
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🛋️ Relaxed Style: For sittin’ on the tailgate, wrestling the dog, or talking crap at the servo.
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✂️ Seamless Double-Needle Collar: Because chafing’s for amateurs.
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🧵 Double-Needle Hems: Reinforced like your mate’s fish stories, over the top but still believable.
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🧠 Taped Neck & Shoulders: Won’t stretch, even if you’re reaching for that last snag on the barbie.
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🎨 Fabrication Options (aka Dirt-Ready Finishes):
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Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton (just like your jeans after a hot wash)
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Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed cotton + 1% poly (just enough fancy to fool the missus)
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Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly (great for yelling at footy on the telly)
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Heather Colors: 50/50 blend (equal parts comfort and can’t-be-bothered)
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