I Sleep Around
(For those who wander freely, park boldly, and nap shamelessly)
This hoodie is your cozy wingman for wild adventures, dirt-road detours, and scandalous-sounding truths. Soft, warm, and just the right amount of inappropriate.
🚐 Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester
Comfortable enough for sleeping around. In campsites. In forests. In Walmart parking lots
🧵 Air Jet Yarn Fabric
Soft to the touch and smooth like your explanation to strangers who read your hoodie too literally
🧥 Double-Lined Hood with Matching Drawstring
Keeps your head warm when you’re parked on a windy cliff at 2 AM
📦 Front Pouch Pocket
Great for cold hands, snack stashes, or a flashlight when nature calls at midnight
🧘 Rib Knit Cuffs and Waistband with Spandex
Stays snug whether you’re curled up in the back of your van or pretending it’s totally level
😈 Suggestive but Wholesome
Makes people do a double-take. And then laugh. And then probably ask where you shower
