I Sleep Around
(In my van. Get your mind out of the gutter… or don’t)
This t-shirt is for the proudly nomadic, the wildly adventurous, and the cheeky few who love raising eyebrows at the campground. Soft, durable, and just suggestive enough to spark a conversation you may or may not clarify.
🛏️ Heavyweight Cotton Fabric
Strong enough for the open road, soft enough for passenger-seat power naps
👕 Classic Fit
Comfortable and easygoing, just like your sleeping arrangements
🛋️ Relaxed Style
Perfect for road trips, hammock days, or awkward moments when someone takes the shirt too seriously
✂️ Seamless Double-Needle Collar
Smooth neckline, so no irritation while you’re dodging assumptions
🧵 Double-Needle Sleeves and Bottom Hems
Durable enough to survive laundry day in a random laundromat
🧠 Taped Neck and Shoulders
Keeps its shape, no matter how many nights you crash in different zip codes
🎨 Fabrication Options
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Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton to keep you comfortable from coast to coast
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Ash Grey: 99% combed cotton, 1% polyester for that perfectly worn-in vibe
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — for when you’re off the grid but still stylish
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Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester — because your lifestyle is all about balance
