Mastering Your Cat, for Dummies (Written by Sir Hissalot Fluffbutt, PhD)
Authored by none other than Sir Hissalot Fluffbutt, PhD, this shirt is required reading for humans who still think they’re in charge.
Channel your inner feline philosopher with a tee that says, “You may feed me, but you will never understand me.”
This heavyweight cotton T-shirt is a durable staple with a classic fit — just right for lounging, judging, or knocking things off shelves (or watching someone else do it).
Features
- Classic relaxed fit — perfect for cat naps (yours or theirs)
- Seamless double-needle collar for a smooth finish
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems to withstand paw swats
- Taped neck and shoulders for shape that holds, even if your cat doesn’t respect personal space
Fabrication
- Solid Colors: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit)
- Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Whether you’re under feline supervision or studying their next unpredictable move, this tee is your official uniform.
Warning: May attract extra supervision. 😼
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
