THE ART OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF… AND SMILING SWEETLY
(A hoodie for professional button-pushers, sarcasm specialists, and passive-aggressive prodigies.)
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s your emotional support armor for confidently ruining someone’s day with nothing but a grin. Slip it on, drop your truth bombs, and stroll away like a smug little legend.
😈 Crafted for Chaos & Cuddles
50% cotton, 50% polyester. Soft enough for snuggles, durable enough for dramatic exits.
🎯 Air Jet Yarn Fabric
Silky smooth like your fake apologies. Also reduces pilling because you cause the drama, not your hoodie.
🧥 Double-Lined Hood
Great for hiding your eye rolls or just staying warm while throwing shade.
📦 Front Pouch Pocket
Perfect for snacks, receipts, and the ashes of bridges you’ve burned.
🧘♀️ Rib Knit Cuffs & Waistband (with Spandex)
Keeps it all together, unlike Karen after your last “harmless” comment.
😇 Looks Sweet, Hits Hard
The perfect blend of comfort and “Did she really just say that?”
