THE ART OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF AND SMILING SWEETLY
(For those who weaponize charm and stir the pot in style)
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a power move disguised as casual wear. Perfect for pushing buttons, dropping bombs, and walking away with a grin so sweet it should be illegal.
😇 Heavyweight Cotton Fabric
Strong enough to handle side-eyes, shade, and sarcastic claps from across the room
😏 Classic Fit
Not too tight, not too loose. Just enough room to carry that smug little attitude
🛋️ Relaxed Style
Made for everyday chaos, coffee runs, and low-key mischief
✂️ Seamless Double-Needle Collar
No scratchy distractions while you serve looks and subtle insults
🧵 Double-Needle Sleeves and Bottom Hems
Reinforced to survive mic drops and slow claps
🧠 Taped Neck and Shoulders
Holds its shape better than most of your friendships after a spicy comment
🎨 Fabrication Options
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Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton because shrinking is for egos
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Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed cotton, 1% polyester for a whisper of mischief
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Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester for sporty sass
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Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester for those who play nice… occasionally
