TOUCH MY COFFEE AND I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD
(Because if looks could kill, this hoodie would be a weapon)
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a warning label. If you’re the kind of person who needs caffeine before kindness, this one’s got your back, and your front.
☕ Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester
Soft enough to nap in, sturdy enough to survive coffee-fueled outbursts
🧵 Air Jet Yarn Fabric
Smooth and cozy to keep you calm while you plot revenge on whoever touched your cup
🧥 Double-Lined Hood with Matching Drawstring
Great for hiding your resting caffeine-deprived face
📦 Front Pouch Pocket
Perfect for stashing sugar packets, snacks, or a backup espresso shot
🧘 Rib Knit Cuffs and Waistband with Spandex
Stays put while you pace the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil
🔥 Coffee-First Energy
Because before caffeine, you don’t want to be approached… and now people will know
