Their Treat Budget Outranks Mine Hoodie
For anyone living under the tiny but powerful rule of a furry CFO. They get salmon bites, you get instant noodles. Pull this on and proudly admit who funds the household.
Why you will love it
• Cozy mid-weight fleece that feels like a warm hug from your snack boss
• Front pouch pocket for treats, receipts, and emergency bribery
• Perfect for walks, cuddles, and negotiating cost of living with a golden retriever
Product details
A heavy blend hoodie crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. Features a double lined hood with matching drawstring. The fabric’s air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling. Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Care tips
Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the graphic. Hide your snacks wisely.
