Unlock Me If You Can – Classic Cotton T-Shirt (100% Cotton, Heavyweight Champion)

Price range: $18.95 through $51.95

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This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a wearable challenge. Built like a vault and styled like a laid-back legend, this heavyweight cotton tee is your go-to armor for unlocking comfort and compliments.

Why it’s basically the key to chill perfection:

🔓 Seamless double-needle collar – No scratchy seams = all-day comfort.

🧵 Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – Reinforced for the tumble dryer, impromptu dance-offs, or both.

🌿 100% cotton – So breathable, you’ll think it’s whispering “you got this.”

💪 Taped neck & shoulders – Built to survive wash cycles, weekend BBQs, and questionable laundry decisions.

Fit: Classic cut with a relaxed vibe. Not too tight, not too baggy — just right, like that one perfect parking spot in the shade.

Wear it when:

You’re unlocking new levels of lazy. Or style. Or snack-fetching missions.

Pro tip: Pair with sunglasses and mystery. People will assume you’re cooler than you are — and they’d be right.

➡️ Hit “Add to Cart” and let the unlocking begin. 🗝️👕

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9

Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
Weight N/A
Color

Dark Heather, Black

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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